When an African goes Rich…

Sometimes these rich Africans show off so much they can become the laughing talk of the town. Since this month is about fun and laughter, we thought you could use one more laugh…

If while reading this article, you start to think about that rich African you know who keeps it low key, then it means you have just confirmed all the rules that will be stated here. The thing is, a humble rich African is such a rare occurrence nowadays, that we need to resort to a few exceptions here and there to convince ourselves that it is still a thing.

Well three things happen when an African goes rich:

1. He remembers his old self. The sufferings, the humiliations, the countless dreams, the many attempts and failures. And decides he can now afford everything money can buy! But does he HAVE to buy all these things ? He does not care. He does not see how this new earned fortune could end. Don’t tell him if he’s starting more and more to look like a clown. You are probably jealous!

2. His hormones start jumping around when he realizes all that cash just made him 200 times sexier than he’s ever been. And there he is, in his fancy car, ready to hit town and holla at the sexy mamas. Life is long enough to repent someday! 

3. He wants to be the KING. The mighty man, the Don Corleone. So he starts building his empire of poor women and men that he feeds and takes care of. That way he can dictate endlessly how they should live their lives and talk down to them if they ever forget who’s their God on earth. If they leave him, they leave the money. If they stay, they leave their freedom.

Lighten up, I am just (half) joking. Each time an African goes rich, it makes all of us three Sistas as happy as if we had a joint account with him. Let us hope for increasing African innovation and entrepreneurship because this is the only way to push us all forward and have a stronger continent. But as long as it comes with the right attitude…

By | 2016-10-25T00:30:21+00:00 April 5th, 2016|Africanity, Humour, Lifestyle, Lists, Videos|Comments Off on When an African goes Rich…

About the Author:

Kebina is a Sista Tweet blogger, co-creator, finance coordinator, Social Media Manager and Marketing Manager.
She’s a fashion lover, a fan of African traditions and personal finance advocate. When she’s not on Sista Tweet or busy at her day job, she takes on a passion for traditional Maninka music.

Shares
ENJOYING YOUR VISIT? GET MORE!
Enter your e-mail to receive tips on setting up the perfect African pantry & celebrating life's moments with 2 FREE e-books!
Your privacy is important to us: we do not share your information.
Not So Fast...
Sign up today and get exclusive access to our member content.
Be the first to know: Get our latest & greatest right in your inbox.
     
Members Only.
All we need is your e-mail address to hook you up starting now.
Join Free
What's on your mind?
We Care.
Your privacy is important to us: we do not share your information.
   
THE BEST AFRICAN PANTRY EVER!
PGlmcmFtZSB3aWR0aD0iNDgwIiBoZWlnaHQ9IjMwMCIgc3JjPSJodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS9lbWJlZC9oekVMSHNyYkxKRSIgZnJhbWVib3JkZXI9IjAiIGFsbG93ZnVsbHNjcmVlbj48L2lmcmFtZT4=
All rights reserved © Sista Tweet, 2016
A FREE GIFT IS WAITING FOR YOU...
Your privacy is important to us: we do not share your information.
Enter your e-mail below to receive your free gift & exclusive member updates.
JOIN THE MOVEMENT.
Sign up today to receive our latest & greatest right in your inbox!
Your privacy is important to us: we do not share your Information.
Because it's you, we'll also send you 2 FREE e-books that will change your life!
You're on the list!
     
If you can’t find our e-mail, it might be in your spam mail.
Please add us to your safe sender’s list so you don’t miss out on any of the great stuff we have in store!
Once you’ve done that, you can relax and look forward for some FREE great content exclusive to our members.
If you have any trouble, just send us an e-mail at info@sistatweet.com or via our contact page and we’ll be happy to sort things out for you.
You can unsubscribe anytime by using the link at the bottom of any email from us.
Welcome to the Sista Tweet family & Enjoy your visit!
Please check out your inbox to confirm your e-mail.
What's on your mind?
We Care.
Your privacy is important to us: we do not share your information.
   
JOIN THE MOVEMENT.
Your privacy is important to us: we do not share your Information.
Sign up today to receive our latest & greatest right in your inbox!
Because it's you, we'll also send you 2 FREE e-books that will change your life!
JOIN THE MOVEMENT!
We are respectful of your inbox space & won’t crowd it with tons of e-mails.
  • Learn the essentials of stocking an African pantry
  • Get tips to turn any occasion into a celebration
  • Receive our member exclusive weekly updates
  • Indulge in some members-only special content
PGlmcmFtZSB3aWR0aD0iMTAwJSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxMDAlIiBzcmM9Imh0dHBzOi8vd3d3LnlvdXR1YmUuY29tL2VtYmVkL2h6RUxIc3JiTEpFIiBmcmFtZWJvcmRlcj0iMCIgYWxsb3dmdWxsc2NyZWVuPjwvaWZyYW1lPg==
* Your privacy is important to us: we do not share your information.
We will send you an update with our latest masterpiece once a week and you will occasionally receive a members-only special gift!
Receive 2 FREE e-books & indulge in some exclusive member privileges!
Enter your email address to receive your FREE e-books & join an amazing community!
YES, we do all the work and you get to enjoy it all FREE!
Subscribe.
You’ve got nothing to lose and FREE members content to enjoy!
Your privacy is important to us; we do not share your information. 2016 (C) All rights reserved.
Leaving us Already?
We're sad to see you go but it doesn't have to end there. Let's keep in touch.
Like our facebook page and join the conversation.
   
PGlmcmFtZSBzcmM9Imh0dHBzOi8vd3d3LmZhY2Vib29rLmNvbS9wbHVnaW5zL3BhZ2UucGhwP2hyZWY9aHR0cHMlM0ElMkYlMkZ3d3cuZmFjZWJvb2suY29tJTJGU2lzdGFUd2VldCUyRiZ0YWJzJndpZHRoPTM0MCZoZWlnaHQ9MjE0JnNtYWxsX2hlYWRlcj1mYWxzZSZhZGFwdF9jb250YWluZXJfd2lkdGg9dHJ1ZSZoaWRlX2NvdmVyPWZhbHNlJnNob3dfZmFjZXBpbGU9dHJ1ZSZhcHBJZCIgd2lkdGg9IjM0MCIgaGVpZ2h0PSIyMTQiIHN0eWxlPSJib3JkZXI6bm9uZTtvdmVyZmxvdzpoaWRkZW4iIHNjcm9sbGluZz0ibm8iIGZyYW1lYm9yZGVyPSIwIiBhbGxvd1RyYW5zcGFyZW5jeT0idHJ1ZSI+PC9pZnJhbWU+